Jesus Candle

Ok, last one for today I promise, I should stop wasting time, but this one was too good to let go.

If there is one positive aspect of religion, it's that it's good for the economy. People are consistently coming up with new and clever ways to capitalize on believers. Today's winner for most original religious product marketing is the "His Essence" candle.

This candle is based off of a formula spelled out in Psalm 45. "It's a Messianic Psalm referring to when Christ returns and his garments will have the scent of myrrh, aloe and cassia," says Karen Tosterud.

Light this baby up and you can breathe in the sweet scent of Jesus while reading your Bible, praying, or having raw, passionate sex by candlelight.