All Pope all the Time

Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope!

I wake up in the morning, it's the Pope, drive to work, it's the Pope on the radio, I read news online, it's the Pope, I get home from work, flick on the TV it's the Pope, when the hell are they gonna bury this guy?? He's gotta be stinking to high hell by now!

I realize that this is important to about a billion people, but is there nothing else happening in the world that is newsworthy? There're 5 billion other people in the world that couldn't give two shits about this guy.

Oh wait, I spoke too soon. Now MSNBC is covering Michael Jackson. I think I'm gonna go slit my wrists now.


Posted Apr 07 2005, 05:49 PM by michael

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