Kansas School Board makes an Un-Intelligent Decision

I half expected this to get through, so it's not much of a surprise but I'll comment on it anyway. The Kansas School Board voted 6-4 to modify the curriculum to allow teaching of Intelligent Design in science classes.

The really sickening part however, and I would never have imagined them to be this bold ...

In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.

That's right folks, the current definition of science was too limiting. We had to redefine the meaning of science to justify letting this through.

Next up in science class, tarot cards, astrology, and palm reading! Hey while we're at it, why don't we expand geography to include locations in the supernatural realm?! Why limit geography to just actual physical locations on the planet? Why not add Atlantis, Santa's workshop, the river Styx and the Garden of Eden to the list as well?

Oh and isn't the math curriculum far too limiting? Shouldn't we allow Numerology in the classroom? That's got something to do with numbers, right?

And Hey! Why limit history to the tight constraints of the past? Sylvia Brown can tell us what's going to happen in the future, why not teach that as History?


Posted Nov 18 2005, 12:53 PM by michael
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diane wrote re: Kansas School Board makes an Un-Intelligent Decision
on 11-23-2005 5:37 PM
And one shudders at the though of faith healers as medical advice, or psychiatric help. do you know our insurance already includes Religious Counceling, as a specialty? Think of how much money that will save insurance companies "You don't need a doctor you need Jesus". Just believe and you don't need that anti-psychotic medication. Just look at our so-called president Jesus saved him from cocaine and alcoholism.

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